Richard is a boy scout. He's also quite
flaily. ::hugs him:: Perry may or may not have given him
a speech about how he should skip classes and be irresponsible now
that he's in college.
Bruce isn't talking. He will say that it's really best for everyone
involved that clothing ALWAYS be worn on jet-skis and alcohol be
left for the beach. He honestly isn't sure why the thing exploded
into flames, though. Really.
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*L* Man, he makes
Scott look like a slacker. it's bad when Perry White tells you to
relax.
And Bruce totally
did something kinky, didn't he? DIDN'T HE?!?!
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Hee, that is certainly true. He lightens
up when he's older, but he's so not there yet. Oh, Richard.
Bruce has no comment, but he'd like to remind those women that
if they violate that confidentiality clause, all that jewelry and
designer clothing comes right back to him.
And he really doesn't need anymore cocktail gowns.
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Remy would like to assure everyone that the phrase "And he
really doesn't need anymore cocktail gowns" coming from Bruce
Wayne has indeed been recorded, copied and stored in several safe
places. For posterity, of course. He has absolutely NO intentions
of hacking into the JLA mailing list and sending this out on the
yearly Secret Santa thread.
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And I do believe we have acheived LJ breakage.
I'll get the rum. Also, being interrogated as to why I'm laughing
so hard.
Bruce would like to point out that he is comfortable with his sexuality,
thankyouverymuch, and reminds Remy that no one is suicidal enough
to ask Batman about his cocktail gowns. Unless Remy needs a reminder
of why it was a bad idea before and it is STILL a bad idea.
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At least we made it after noon this time.
RUM!
Clark would like to remind everyone that the last thing the JLA
needs is to be distracted by the mental image of Bruce in a cocktail
gown since the last time that photoshopped image went around the
JLA mailing list, Diana had to be hospitalised and Dick spent a
week rocking in the corner muttering about brain bleach.
When Clark finds out who manipped that picture, that person will
get a stern talking-to/
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It's even DARK outside here!
A stern talking-to? Bruce would gladly reveal to Clark what he
found out about said photoshopped image, but he's already taken
care of it.
Richard's going to join us with the rum.
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Richard would like to know why he gets dragged into this when he
doesn't own a single article of spandex. None. He's never even owned
bike shorts.
Remy might have murmured something about being an alcoholic too
if he'd dared to venture where Richard did back in college but luckily,
only his glass of rum heard and it wasn't telling anyone.
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Bruce would like to point out that he does not wear spandex. It's
kevlar.
Richard doesn't want to know why Clark is glaring at Remy like
that and muttering about superhuman hearing.
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Remy comments on the proclivities of the rich, famous and kinky
when it comes to bondage wear.
Clark would like to have one conversation--JUST ONE!-- that doesn't
degenerate into subjects that he doesn't understand half the time
but is certain would be illegal in several states. He orders a keg
of rum.
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Richard decides that now is not the time to remind Clark that his
metabolism prevents him from actually getting drunk.
Besides, he has no such metabolism and the way things are going,
he is going to need all that rum. Why does every conversation involving
Remy and Bruce wind up including lewd suggestions about his sex
life?
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Bruce dryly suggests that this is because Remy is not getting any
from his girlfriend.
Bruce is also glad he has such fast reactions or else he would
have gotten that bottle of charged rum right in the crotch.
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Ooo, low blow, Bruce. ;)
Clark is not amused that he needs to put out a fire caused by exploding
bottles of rum. Richard decides that keeping the fire extinguisher
beside his chair was a very wise decision.
Bruce is going to have to explain why his reflexes involved deflecting
the bottle of rum directly at him, however.
He's also wishing he didn't know quite as much French as he does,
because Remy's revealing rather a lot more than he ever wanted to
know.
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Remy makes a scathing remark about little boys right back at Bruce.
This time, Clark has to use all his powers to keep the two of them
from killing each other. Richard wonders why he's trying; at least
this way, they'd have half the headaches.
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Richard didn't know he'd said that out loud until Clark looked
at him like that and it's a good thing Bruce is a gajillionaire
because it just took that half-second of surprise on Clark's part
for Bruce and Remy to destroy half the bar.
"This is why I never have them come to the house,"
he tells Clark.
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