Um, so, I should know better than to ask my
f-list to feed my plot bunnies.
Particularly when xenokattz has such a reputation for breaking
my LJ.
Which is a drink now, btw. "I'll have a xenokattz-broke-my-LJ-again.
Make it a double." (It also should be an icon.)
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Of course, I do expect this
to turn into a full out fic, preferably by my birthday. *big Bambi
eyes*
Also, what would be in a Broken-Down LJ? Rum definitely because
rum = Capt. Jack Sparrow = crazy.
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Oh no, not the Bambi eyes!
A Broken-Down LJ most definitely has copious amounts of rum. Also,
grenadine, for it is pretty.
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Mmmm grenadine. And just
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You certainly may! (And it needed to be a tag.)
It's looking sort of Christmassy, what with the red and green.
And the rum. Maybe throw some triple sec in there, too. And cranberry
juice.
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Planter's Punch: dark rum,
grenadine, lemon juice, club soda
Just replace the lemon juice with lime juice and I think we have
a winner.
The club soda is a nod towards Richard & Bruce's old money
background or, alternatively, the fact that Superman would NEVER
partake of spirits. Rum is for crazy. Lime and grenadine for the
pretty just like all three boys.
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Ooo, that *does* sound good! Yum. Plus, you know, layers of meaning.
;)
Okay, very pressing question. I have it in my head that Richard
can play the piano. Well. (I blame this on my iTunes VERY randomly
playing "Fur Elise" just now and the accompanying mental
image I got.)
Work for you?
(Mind you, I'm not TRYING to kill you with
teh hottness, but if you're anything like me, seeing Richard play
the piano with ANY level of competency would possibly fry your brain
synapses. Because I am of the opinion that there is very little
sexier than a man who plays piano. Or guitar. Except possibly the
electric violin...)
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*beeeeeep*
I'm sorry, Katt's brain has mushified and she cannot post on LJ
right now. Please leave a hottie's name, number and a short message
and she'll be right on it as soon as we've mopped the brains up.
Thank you and have a nice day.
*beeeeeeeep*
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:I aim to please. |
When can we call an LJ post officially broken?
20+ comments on the same thread? 30+? If we reach 80+ again, can
we call it a Destroyed LJ and add another shot of rum to the drink?
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I think 20+ is definitely a reasonable limit for
breaking. As we're at 19 or so now, I'd say maybe we've hit break
# 4. This calls for a drink!
I think by the time we hit Destroyed LJ, we can TRY adding another
shot of rum, but really at that point, I think the rum is gone.
Why is the rum always gone?
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Woot! Bartender, get your sweet tush over here!
The rum is never gone. I bet The Powers That Be just take it away
lest we push the 100+ mark. *shakes fist* We could always substitute
vodka.
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Frank likes the rum.
If the Bartender's tuch looks anything like Clark's, we're in trouble.
Vodka is always acceptable. But when we finish the dark rum, there
is always the spiced rum. And the mango rum, which is less yummy
but still rum. (It's possible I haven't gotten over that experiment
in college with the mango rum and the Lime-flavored coca-cola. Hmm.)
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Mango rum sounds like it should be delicious.
I am saddened by this.
Apparently, we should shun light rum.
I think the bartender is Gambit.
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It probably is delicious, but don't drink it in Coke with lime.
Just saying.
Also, bla-GUH. O_o Gambit may well have a better tush/tuch than
Superman, which is saying something. Also, I bet he'd be a hell
of a bartender.
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A touch-tush, eh? Yeah, Gambit would be all over
that. He'd put his foot in that.
He would be the best bartender ever because he'd flirt with everyone.
Hell, anything. He might add "make Batman giggle" his
personal goal.
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That IS his personal goal. He might also manage
to mix a drink that *would* make Superman tipsy.
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And then lift Richard's platinum card to pay
for the bill. After all, a drink that would make Superman tipsy
would probably require the contents of the whole bar.
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This is utterly true. Gambit is of course shocked
at the insinuation--do you think he wouldn't lift Bruce Wayne's,
too?
A bartender that good deserves the kind of tip
a Wayne can afford, after all.
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You make a very good point. He probably lifted
it while he pretending to feel out Bruce's pecs.
He is sneaky like a sneaky thing.
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Especially sneaky in that he wasn't just pretending.
He really DID feel out Bruce's pecs, which makes the card-snatching
all the more impressive, no?
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He'd be in trouble looking for Clark's credit card
because (a) Clark doesn't have one and (b) if he didn't he wouldn't
keep it in his jacket pocket.
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I'm sorry, I had a mental image of Superman's costume
and the only hiding place I could imagine left me drooling a bit.
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30+ comments? Check
Drooling? Check.
Drunkenness? Check and mate. My job here is done. No need to thank
me, citizen; it's all in a day's work.
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Who are you and why do you always lead me to the
bars with the pretty men and their twisted love affairs and inappropriate
touching?
And how do I repay you?
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Well, you could write a fic about it. *bats eyes*
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::laugh::
Oh, the utter CRACK of it all.
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Mmmmm. Cracks.
It really does have to start with "Richard, Clark, and Bruce
walk into a bar..." because then you could have Gambit polishing
the counter or playing the piano in the candle-lit duskiness.
Maybe Jean Lois Rogue
Selene some random female sitting at a table all
on her lonesome and NOT caring at all because getting drunk of the
prettiness is good enough for me her.
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Okay, remember the above comment about the sexiness
of piano-playing men?
Meep. I think if Gambit plays the piano, it might break me.
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Actually, I've always thought that he played the
guitar. It keeps his fingers nimble.
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I'll be in my bunk. |
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.............. Guh.
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I think we can lay this thread to rest. I can't
think of anything that would make this any more guh.
Actually, I can't think any more.
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I think you're right. Does 40+ make this a double Broken LJ?
I think it calls for it.
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One day, we're going to break LJ permanently.
I hope you have your fallout shelter built. |
It looks quite a bit like that bar where the boys are. |
All you need to do now it stock it. :D |
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