25 Jan 2007

Richard is a boy scout. He's also quite flaily. ::hugs him:: Perry may or may not have given him a speech about how he should skip classes and be irresponsible now that he's in college.

Bruce isn't talking. He will say that it's really best for everyone involved that clothing ALWAYS be worn on jet-skis and alcohol be left for the beach. He honestly isn't sure why the thing exploded into flames, though. Really.

*L* Man, he makes Scott look like a slacker. it's bad when Perry White tells you to relax.

And Bruce totally did something kinky, didn't he? DIDN'T HE?!?!

Hee, that is certainly true. He lightens up when he's older, but he's so not there yet. Oh, Richard.

Bruce has no comment, but he'd like to remind those women that if they violate that confidentiality clause, all that jewelry and designer clothing comes right back to him.

And he really doesn't need anymore cocktail gowns.

Remy would like to assure everyone that the phrase "And he really doesn't need anymore cocktail gowns" coming from Bruce Wayne has indeed been recorded, copied and stored in several safe places. For posterity, of course. He has absolutely NO intentions of hacking into the JLA mailing list and sending this out on the yearly Secret Santa thread.

And I do believe we have acheived LJ breakage. I'll get the rum. Also, being interrogated as to why I'm laughing so hard.

Bruce would like to point out that he is comfortable with his sexuality, thankyouverymuch, and reminds Remy that no one is suicidal enough to ask Batman about his cocktail gowns. Unless Remy needs a reminder of why it was a bad idea before and it is STILL a bad idea.

At least we made it after noon this time. RUM!

Clark would like to remind everyone that the last thing the JLA needs is to be distracted by the mental image of Bruce in a cocktail gown since the last time that photoshopped image went around the JLA mailing list, Diana had to be hospitalised and Dick spent a week rocking in the corner muttering about brain bleach.

When Clark finds out who manipped that picture, that person will get a stern talking-to/

It's even DARK outside here!

A stern talking-to? Bruce would gladly reveal to Clark what he found out about said photoshopped image, but he's already taken care of it.

Richard's going to join us with the rum.

Richard would like to know why he gets dragged into this when he doesn't own a single article of spandex. None. He's never even owned bike shorts.

Remy might have murmured something about being an alcoholic too if he'd dared to venture where Richard did back in college but luckily, only his glass of rum heard and it wasn't telling anyone.

Bruce would like to point out that he does not wear spandex. It's kevlar.

Richard doesn't want to know why Clark is glaring at Remy like that and muttering about superhuman hearing.

Remy comments on the proclivities of the rich, famous and kinky when it comes to bondage wear.

Clark would like to have one conversation--JUST ONE!-- that doesn't degenerate into subjects that he doesn't understand half the time but is certain would be illegal in several states. He orders a keg of rum.

Richard decides that now is not the time to remind Clark that his metabolism prevents him from actually getting drunk.

Besides, he has no such metabolism and the way things are going, he is going to need all that rum. Why does every conversation involving Remy and Bruce wind up including lewd suggestions about his sex life?

Bruce dryly suggests that this is because Remy is not getting any from his girlfriend.

Bruce is also glad he has such fast reactions or else he would have gotten that bottle of charged rum right in the crotch.

Ooo, low blow, Bruce. ;)

Clark is not amused that he needs to put out a fire caused by exploding bottles of rum. Richard decides that keeping the fire extinguisher beside his chair was a very wise decision.

Bruce is going to have to explain why his reflexes involved deflecting the bottle of rum directly at him, however.

He's also wishing he didn't know quite as much French as he does, because Remy's revealing rather a lot more than he ever wanted to know.

Remy makes a scathing remark about little boys right back at Bruce.

This time, Clark has to use all his powers to keep the two of them from killing each other. Richard wonders why he's trying; at least this way, they'd have half the headaches.

Richard didn't know he'd said that out loud until Clark looked at him like that and it's a good thing Bruce is a gajillionaire because it just took that half-second of surprise on Clark's part for Bruce and Remy to destroy half the bar.

"This is why I never have them come to the house," he tells Clark.